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[1]Foot prints

One night a man had a dream He dreamt he was walking along the beach with the almighty Lord. Are was only one set of footprints across the sky flashed scene from his life. He noticed two sets of fingerprints on the sand — one belonging to him and the other to the Lord. When the last scene flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints, and he found only one set. He noticed that this happened during the lowest and saddest time of his life. He then questioned the Lord, ‘O my Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you and you will walk with me But during the most troublesome times of my life there was only one set of footprints When I needed most, you deserted me. The Lord replied .’ My child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, those were the times when I carried you in my arms

[2] A priest and Nun in winter

A priest and a nun were lost in a snowstorm After a while, they came upon a small cabin Being exhausted they prepared to go to sleep, but the problem was, there was a stack of blankets in the corner but only one bed . The priest said, ‘Sister You, please sleep on the bed, and I will sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag. As he falls asleep, the Nun said, ‘Father I am cold. He got up, got a blanket, and put it on her. After some time the Nun once again said, I am still freezing ‘He got up again, put another blanket on her and got into his sleeping bag. Again she said, ‘Father I am so cold This time the priest said, Sister, I have an idea, We are out here in the wilderness where no will ever know what happened. Let us pretend we are married ‘The nun purred, ‘That s a fine idea ‘To which the priest yelled back, ‘get up and get your stupid blanket.’

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