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A man was driving home late, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices that a police car with its red lights on his rearview mirror. The race was on. The cars are racing down the highway. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures he can’t outrun the cop and gives up. The police officer approaches the car.,’Listen Mister, Give me a good excuse, and I will let you go ‘The man said, Sir, three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser, I thought you were that officer, and you were trying to give her back to me.[2]A boy and a frog -One day, a boy was walking down a road when a frog called to him, ‘If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess ‘ Then the boy picked up the frog and placed the frog into his pocket. After few minutes, the frog said, ‘Boy, if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess and I will stay with you for a week .’The boy took the frog from his pocket, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog said ,,’Boy if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess ,I will do Anything you want ‘The boy took the frog from his pocket and said, ‘Look frog, I am an engineering student, I have no time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool .[3] Life Sentence -A woman awakes during the night and finds that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs and finds him sitting in the kitchen with a cup of coffee’What’s the matter dear ?’she whispers. The husband said, ‘Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?”Yes ‘she replies. Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love .?’Do you remember he shoved the gun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years ‘.’Yes She again whispered. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, ‘I would be getting out today.’

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