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Once a professor was traveling by boat. He asked the sailor, “Do you know Biology, Zoology, Ecology, Geography, and physiology? “The sailor said no to all his questions .Then the professor told him, “What the hell do you know on earth. You must die of illiteracy. After a while, the boat started sinking.T he sailor asked the professor, “Do you know criminology & escapology from sharkology ?”The professor who was panicked now said “No”Then the sailor said, “Well, Sharkology and crocodile will eat your assology,headology and you will dielogy because of your ontology “[2]Mom won that One -Once a mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate . During his meal.she noticed how pretty his roommate was.S he knew their relationship and she had long been suspicious .in the evening ,she saw them talking to each other and thought if there was more between him and his roommate¬† Reading his mom’s thought he said, “I know what you must be thinking ., but I assure you mom, we are just roommates . After a week, his roommate said, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I have been unable to find the silver plate .”Perhaps your mother took it. He said, “I doubt it ,but if you say then I will email¬† her just to be sure .He wrote, “Dear mom,After your visit me ,the silver plate has been missing .I am not saying that you did it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner ,love ,your son “several days later he received an email from his mother ,Dear son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am also not saying that you don’t sleep with her ,but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed ,she would have found the silver plate under the pillow “-love ,Mom.”

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