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Headless by Karen Brennan-humorous story

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At the bus stop, he saw the headless man. At First, he thought that it might be a trick of the eye How can a man be headless? He thought. But when he approached him, he saw that he was indeed headless. There were scar tissues on his stump of the neck and a little tube sticking out -for eating or breathing or both. How had it happened? He was either born that way or it was an accident. How did he communicate? Without a head, he was managing to an excellent job on the flower borders. Then two people did come, one was a young woman, and the other was the woman without a visible water bottle, and the other was the headless .man who sat next to him. This headless man smacked some water on his neck stump. He had water to burn. Finally, the three came and got on. Now the headless man and he happened to exit at the same stop. He pulled the cord first and walked across the street. He followed him. He was walking very fast. He raced to the curb to avoid a car whereas the same car hit him and he felt like a fool. One night he sat behind the headless man to watch a movie. He noticed the little tube that protruded from his scar-knotted neck had been replaced with a more massive transparent funnel and into this funnel, the man fed kernels of popcorn Very strange. He thought he must have a brain since he is functioning as a human. At home, he started thinking, the headless man had left a phone number, but what does he do if someone calls? Finally, he never reencountered the headless man.
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