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A little boy was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted peering through the window, He was shivering with cold. A lady who came and said, my little fellow, why you are looking so earnestly in that window?’The A Boy said ‘I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes ‘The kind lady took him by the hand and went into the store and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy. Then she took the boy to the back part of the store and removing her gloves, knelt, washed his little feet, and dried them with a towel. The clerk returned with the socks. Placing a pair upon the boy’s feet, she also purchased him a pair of shoes. She patted him on the head and said ‘No doubt, you feel more comfortable now ?’As she turned to go, the boy caught her and looking up in her face, with tears his eyes said, ‘Are you Gods’ wife ?'[2]A diner Quickie -Once a man goes into a restaurant . All the waitresses are gorgeous. A voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, The man looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom and answers, ‘A Quickie ‘The waitress walks away in disgust. After sometime she returns and asks again, ‘What would you like, sir? ‘Again the man said, ‘A quickie, please.’She becomes furious this time and slaps him across the face with a resounding ‘Smack ‘and storms away. A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, ‘I think it’s pronounced ‘QUICHE.’

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