Once upon a time, a wise woman was traveling in the mountain found a precious jewel. The next day she met another traveler who was hungry. She opened her bag to share her food. The hungry traveler saw the precious stone and asked her to give it to him. She gave it without any hesitation. The traveler left, rejoicing in his good fortune. But a few days later he came back to return the stone to the wise woman .’I know how valuable the stone is, but I give it back in the hope that you can give me something more precious .Give me what you have within you that inspired you to give me a stone.
[Story -2]Lady gets on a bus -A lady gets on a public bus. She gestures to the bus driver by sticking her thumb on her nose and waving her fingers at the driver. The driver acknowledges the lady, uses both hands in the same type of gesture and waves all his fingers at her. After some time, the woman holds her right arm out at driver and chops at it a few times with her left hand. The driver puts his left hand on his right bicep and jerks his right arm up in a fist at her. The woman then cups both of her hands under her breasts, so the driver places both of his hands at his crotch. Then the woman frowns, runs a finger up between her derriere, and gets off the bus. There is another woman who witnessed the whole exchange. She said, what a disgusting thing I have ever seen on a public bus ‘Listen, lady, said the bus driver, ‘The lady that got on the bus was a deaf-mute She asked me if the bus went to 5th street She also asked if we make many stops .then she said, ‘Shit I am on the wrong bus, and she got off ‘
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